Old

Beatrice (to Maggie): You can't make [a little snowflake] because you're not old like mom.

Maggie: How old are you, Mom? Are you twenty?

Me: No, I'm not twenty. I was twenty.

Maggie: How old are you?

Me: I'm thirty-two.

Maggie and Beatrice: Gasp!

Maggie: Thirty-two. Are you old?

Me: Not too old.

Beatrice: That means that you're almost old.

Maggie: Are you almost old?

Me: Yes, I'm almost old.